I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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