I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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