I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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