I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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