I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or


How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
Canvas not available.

or


Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
Canvas not available.

or


Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
Canvas not available.

or


I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025