I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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