I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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