I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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