I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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