I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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