I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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