I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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