I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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