I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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