I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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