I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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