I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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