I donít play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

Iím just doing it for kicks.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.


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