I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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