I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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