I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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