I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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