I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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