I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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