I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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