I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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