I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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