I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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