I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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