I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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