I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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