I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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