I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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