I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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