I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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