I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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