I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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