I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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