I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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