I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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