I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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