I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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