I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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