I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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