I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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