I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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