I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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