I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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