I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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