I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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