I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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