I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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