I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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