I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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