I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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