I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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