I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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