I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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