I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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