I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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