I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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