I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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