I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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