I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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