I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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