I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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