I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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