I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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