I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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