I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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