I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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