I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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