I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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