I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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