I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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