I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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