I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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