I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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