I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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