I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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