I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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