I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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