I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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