I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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