I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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