I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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