I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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