I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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