I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
Canvas not available.

or


What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
Canvas not available.

or


How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
Canvas not available.

or


What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026