I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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