I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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