I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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