I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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