I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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