I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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