I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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