I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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