I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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