I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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