I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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