I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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