I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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