I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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