I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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