I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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