I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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