I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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