I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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