I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
Canvas not available.

or


What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

Canvas not available.

or


What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
Canvas not available.

or


Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
Canvas not available.

or


Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
Canvas not available.

or


Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026