I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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