I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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