I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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