I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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