I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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