I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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