I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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