I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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