I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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