I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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