I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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