I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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