I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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