I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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