I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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