I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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