I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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