I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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