I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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