I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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