I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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