I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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