I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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