I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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