I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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