I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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