I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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