I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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