I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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