I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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