I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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