I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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