I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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