I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.

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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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