I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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