I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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