I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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