I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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