I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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