I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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