I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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