I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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