I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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