I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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