I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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