I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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