I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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