I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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