I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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