I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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