I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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