I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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