I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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