I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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