I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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