I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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