I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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