I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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