I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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