I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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