I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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