I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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