I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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