I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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