I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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