I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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