I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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