I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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