I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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