I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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