I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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