I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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