I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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