I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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