I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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