I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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