I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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