I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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