I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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