I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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