I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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