I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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