I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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