I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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