I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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