I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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