I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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