I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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