I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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