I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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