I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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