I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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