I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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