I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.

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