I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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