I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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