I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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