I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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