I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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