I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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