I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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