I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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