I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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