I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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