I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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