I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
Canvas not available.

or


Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
Canvas not available.

or


What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
Canvas not available.

or


What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
Canvas not available.

or


How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025