I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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