I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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