I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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