I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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