I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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