I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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