I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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