I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
Canvas not available.

or


How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
Canvas not available.

or


Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
Canvas not available.

or


What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
Canvas not available.

or


What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026