I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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