I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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