I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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