I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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