I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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