I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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