I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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