I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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