I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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