I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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