I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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