I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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