I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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