I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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