I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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