I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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