I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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