I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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