I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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