I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."

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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

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