I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!

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