I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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