I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
Canvas not available.

or


What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
Canvas not available.

or


The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
Canvas not available.

or


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026