I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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