I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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