I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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