I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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