I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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