I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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