I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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