I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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