I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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