I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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