I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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