I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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