I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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