I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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