I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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