I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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