I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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