I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.


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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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or

Its days were numbered.


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or

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.


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or

he's bisatchel.


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or

A stick.


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or

Fingernails.


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or

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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or

What's a light bulb?


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or