I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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