I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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