I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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