I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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