I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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