I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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