I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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