I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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