I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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