I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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