I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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