I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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