I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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