I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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