I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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