I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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