I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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