I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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