I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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