I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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