I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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