I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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