I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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