I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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