I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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