I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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