I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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