I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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