I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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