I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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