I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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