I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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