I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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