I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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