I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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