I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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