I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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