I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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