I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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