I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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