I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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