I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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