I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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