I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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