I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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