I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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