I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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