I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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