I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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