I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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