I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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