I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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