I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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