I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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