I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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