I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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