I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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