I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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