I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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