I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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