I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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