I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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