I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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