I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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