I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.

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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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