I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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