I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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