I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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