I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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