I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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