I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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