I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


GOOD		CRAP

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.


GOOD		CRAP

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They both whine alot!


GOOD		CRAP

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A porcupine.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

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He was tired of working for peanuts.


GOOD		CRAP

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A starfish.


GOOD		CRAP

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The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


GOOD		CRAP

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To see the moosicals


GOOD		CRAP

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It's a total rip-off.


GOOD		CRAP

or