I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


GOOD		CRAP

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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Call a chairman.


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When it turns into a garage.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


GOOD		CRAP

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None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


GOOD		CRAP

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No I deer


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Make America Hate Again.


GOOD		CRAP

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She wanted to see a butterfly.


GOOD		CRAP

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