I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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