I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


GOOD		CRAP

or

Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. It turned itself in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

An offer you can't understand


GOOD		CRAP

or

A comb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A cartoon.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sue.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was two tired.


GOOD		CRAP

or