I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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