I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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