I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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