I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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