I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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