I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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