I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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