I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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