I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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