I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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