I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".
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Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Because E.T. eventually went home!
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None, because they were copycats
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