I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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