I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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