I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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