I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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