I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


GOOD		CRAP

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


GOOD		CRAP

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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

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A fence.


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The players dribble a lot.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because it's two tired!


GOOD		CRAP

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Taller


GOOD		CRAP

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Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


GOOD		CRAP

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Use a pen.


GOOD		CRAP

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Booberry pie!


GOOD		CRAP

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