I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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