I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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