I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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