I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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