I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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