I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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