I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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