I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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