I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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