I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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