I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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