I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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