I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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