I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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