I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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