I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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