I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".
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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Do you want to grab a bite?
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Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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The hundred yard dash.
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