I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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