I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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He wanted to go to high school!


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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A bulldozer


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They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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About one third less than for a regular bulb.


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