I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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