I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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