I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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