I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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