I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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