I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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