I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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