I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner


GOOD		CRAP

or

A ruler.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Make America Hate Again.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Owlgebra


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!


GOOD		CRAP

or

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I've been framed!


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Let's meet at the endpoint."


GOOD		CRAP

or