I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

Canvas not available.

or


What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025