I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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