I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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