I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


GOOD		CRAP

or

What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


GOOD		CRAP

or

No way Hose A.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's fine, he woke up.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You're the only bright spot in my life.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bone appetit!


GOOD		CRAP

or

In a hambulance.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They were sitting on the deck!


GOOD		CRAP

or