I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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