I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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