I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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