I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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