I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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