I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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