I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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