I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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