I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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