I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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