I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.

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