I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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