I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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