I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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