I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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