I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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