I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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