I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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