I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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