I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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I'm still working on it.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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