I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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