I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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