I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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