I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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