I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts


GOOD		CRAP

or

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Someone stepped on its mouse.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A hot dog


GOOD		CRAP

or

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In the cemetery


GOOD		CRAP

or

She was wearing massive gloves.


GOOD		CRAP

or