I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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