I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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