I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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