I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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