I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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