I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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