I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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