I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
Canvas not available.

or


They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
Canvas not available.

or


What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
Canvas not available.

or


I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
Canvas not available.

or


There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025