I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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