I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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