I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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