I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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