I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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