I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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