I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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