I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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