I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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