I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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