I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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