I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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