I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A seal walks into a club...



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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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