I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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