I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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