I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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