I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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