I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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