I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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