When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I think I'm coming down with something!
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