I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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