I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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