I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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