I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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