I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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