I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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