I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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