I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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