I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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