I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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