I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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