I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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