I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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