I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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