I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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