I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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