I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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