I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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