I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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