I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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