I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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