I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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