I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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