I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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