I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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