I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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