I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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