I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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