I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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