I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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