I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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