I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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