I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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