I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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