I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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