I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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