I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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