I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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