I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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