I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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