I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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