I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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