I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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