I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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