I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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