I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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