I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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