I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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