I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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