I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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