I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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