I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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