I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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