I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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