I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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