I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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