I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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