I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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