I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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