I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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