I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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