I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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