I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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