I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
Canvas not available.

or


Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
Canvas not available.

or


What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024