I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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