I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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