I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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