I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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