I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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