I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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