I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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