I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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