I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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