I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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