I tried water polo but my horse drowned.



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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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