I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
Canvas not available.

or


What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
Canvas not available.

or


What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
Canvas not available.

or


Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025