I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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