I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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