I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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