I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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