I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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