I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

Canvas not available.

or


How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
Canvas not available.

or


How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025