I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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