I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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