I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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A seal walks into a club...
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