I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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A seal walks into a club...
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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