I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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