I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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