I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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