I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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