I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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