I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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