I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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