I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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