I tried water polo but my horse drowned.



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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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