I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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