I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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