I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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