I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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