I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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