I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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