I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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