I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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