I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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