I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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