I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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