I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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