I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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