I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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