I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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