I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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