I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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