I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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