I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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