I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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