I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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