I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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