I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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