I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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