I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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