I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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