I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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