I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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