I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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