I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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