I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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