I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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