I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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