I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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