I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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