I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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