I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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