I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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