I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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