I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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