I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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