I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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