I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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