I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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