I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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