I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
Canvas not available.

or


When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
Canvas not available.

or


What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
Canvas not available.

or


What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
Canvas not available.

or


What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
Canvas not available.

or


Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
Canvas not available.

or


I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026