I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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