I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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