I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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