I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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