I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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