I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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