I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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