I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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