I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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