I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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