I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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