I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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