I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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