I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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