I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
Canvas not available.

or


This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
Canvas not available.

or


What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025