I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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