I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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