I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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