I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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