I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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