I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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