I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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