I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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