I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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