I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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