I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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