I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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