I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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