I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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