I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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