I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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