I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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