I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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