I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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