I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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