I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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