I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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