I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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