I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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