I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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