I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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