I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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