I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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