I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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