I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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