I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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