I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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