I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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