I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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