I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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