I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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