I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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