I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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