I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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