I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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