I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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