I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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