I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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