I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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