I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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