I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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