I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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