I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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