I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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