I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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