I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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