I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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