I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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