I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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