I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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