I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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