I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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