I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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