I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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