I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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