I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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