I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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