I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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