I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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