I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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