I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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