I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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