I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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