I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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