I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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