I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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