I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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