I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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