I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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