I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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