I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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