I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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