I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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