I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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