I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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