I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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