I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".


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or

What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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Snowflakes.


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or

Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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It's what the queen says after she burps.


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Because he's Haydn.


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A screwdriver.


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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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The library, because it has the most stories.


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or

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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or