he said, "Those are pickled onions".
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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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It's what the queen says after she burps.
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A screwdriver.
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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