I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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