I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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