I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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