I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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