I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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