I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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