I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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