I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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