I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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