I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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