I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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