I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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