I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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