I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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