I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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