I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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