I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.

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