I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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