I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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