I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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