I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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