I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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