I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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