I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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