I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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