I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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