I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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