I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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