I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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