I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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