I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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