I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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