I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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