I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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