I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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