I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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