I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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