I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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