I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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