I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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