I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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