I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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