I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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