I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
Canvas not available.

or


Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

Canvas not available.

or


What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026