I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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