I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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