I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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