I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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