I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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