I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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