I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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