I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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