I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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