I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Tooth-hurty.


GOOD		CRAP

or

WHAT?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


GOOD		CRAP

or

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because the chicken was on vacation.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!


GOOD		CRAP

or

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or