I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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