I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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