I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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