I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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