I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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