I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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