I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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