I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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