I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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