I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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