I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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