I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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