I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

Canvas not available.

or


How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
Canvas not available.

or


Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
Canvas not available.

or


I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
Canvas not available.

or


What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
Canvas not available.

or


How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025