I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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