I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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