I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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