I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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