I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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