I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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