"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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