"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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