"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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