"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")

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