"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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