I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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