I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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