I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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