I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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