I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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