I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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