I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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