I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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