I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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