I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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