I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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