I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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