I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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