I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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