I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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