I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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