I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
Canvas not available.

or


The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
Canvas not available.

or


What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026