I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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