I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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