I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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