I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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