I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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