I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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