I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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