I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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