I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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