I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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