I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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