I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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