I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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