I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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