I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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