I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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