I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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