I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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