I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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