I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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