I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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