I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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