I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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