I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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