I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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