I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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