I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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