I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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