I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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