I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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