I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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