I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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