I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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