I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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