I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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