I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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