I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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