I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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