I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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