I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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