I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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