I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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