I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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