I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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