I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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