I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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