I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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