I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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