I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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A seal walks into a club...
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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