I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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