I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

Itís a little fishy.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."

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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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