I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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