I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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