I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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