I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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