I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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