I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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