I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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