I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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