I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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