I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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