I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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