I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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