I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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