I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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