I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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