I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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