I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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