I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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