I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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