I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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