I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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