I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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