I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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