I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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