I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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