I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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