I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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