I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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