I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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