I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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