I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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