I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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