I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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