I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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