I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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