I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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