I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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