I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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