I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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