I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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