I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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