I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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