I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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