I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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