I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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