I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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