I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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