I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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