I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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