I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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