I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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