I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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