I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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