I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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