I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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