I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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