I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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