I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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