I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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