I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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