I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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