I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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