I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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