I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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