I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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