I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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