I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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