I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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