I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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