I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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