I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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