I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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