I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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