I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
Canvas not available.

or


How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
Canvas not available.

or


What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
Canvas not available.

or


Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026