I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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