I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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