I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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