I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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