I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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