I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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