I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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