I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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