I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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