I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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