I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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