I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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