I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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