I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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