I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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