I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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