I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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