I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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