I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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