I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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