I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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