I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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