I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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