I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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