If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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