If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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