If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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