If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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