If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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