If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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