If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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