If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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