If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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