If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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