If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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