If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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