If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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