If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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