If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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