If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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