If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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