If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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