If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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