If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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