If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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