If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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