If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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