If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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