If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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