If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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