If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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