If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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