If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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