If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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