If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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