If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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