If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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