If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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