If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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