If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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