If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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