If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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