If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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