If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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