If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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