If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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