If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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