If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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