If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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