If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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