If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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