If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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