If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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