If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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