If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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