If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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