If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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