If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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