If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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