If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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