If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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