If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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