If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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