If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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