If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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