If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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