If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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