If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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