If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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