If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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