If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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