If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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