If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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