If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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