If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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