If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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