If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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