If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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