If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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