If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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