If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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