If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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