If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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