If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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