If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.



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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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