If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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