If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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