If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

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