If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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