If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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