If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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