If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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