If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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