If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.


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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.

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