If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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