If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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