If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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