If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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