If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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