If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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