If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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