If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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