If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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