If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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