If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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