If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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