If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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