If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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