If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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