If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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