If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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