If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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