If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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