If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Canvas not available.

or


How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
Canvas not available.

or


I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
Canvas not available.

or


What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
Canvas not available.

or


How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
Canvas not available.

or


What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or


I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026