If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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