If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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