If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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