If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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