If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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