If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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