If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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