If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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