If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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