If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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