If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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