If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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