If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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