If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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