If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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