If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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