If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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