If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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