If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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