If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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