If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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