If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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