If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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