If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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