If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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