If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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