If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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