If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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