If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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