If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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