If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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