If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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