If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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