If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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