If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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