If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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