If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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