If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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