If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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