If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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