If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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