If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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