If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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