If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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