If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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