If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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