If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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