If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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