If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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