If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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