If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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