If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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