If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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