If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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