If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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