If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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