If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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