If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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