If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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