If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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