If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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