If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they don't want to give away their presence.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To see how long he slept.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because all his uncles were "ants"!


GOOD		CRAP

or

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


GOOD		CRAP

or

The batter.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Night manager at McDonalds


GOOD		CRAP

or

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


GOOD		CRAP

or