If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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