If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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