If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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