If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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