If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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