If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


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or

How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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they just stop reacting.


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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Their lips are moving.


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Because he never pays his debts.


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The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


GOOD		CRAP

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As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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A crookodile


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


GOOD		CRAP

or