If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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