If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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