If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


GOOD		CRAP

or

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because the chicken was on vacation.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Time to get a new bed


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In the neigh-borhood.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In a river bank


GOOD		CRAP

or