If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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