If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Snaked.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It waves.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To the dock.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stop bugging me!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"A complex world demands complex hair."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Catillacs


GOOD		CRAP

or