If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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