If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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