If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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