If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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