If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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