If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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