If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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