If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.

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