If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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