If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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