If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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