If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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