If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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