If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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