If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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