If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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