If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A watch dog.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fsh


GOOD		CRAP

or

With the Florida Keys.


GOOD		CRAP

or

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Maine


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stick his bill up his ass.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!


GOOD		CRAP

or