If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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