If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fo Drizzle!


GOOD		CRAP

or

To see the moosicals


GOOD		CRAP

or

Lean beef.


GOOD		CRAP

or

[Period]


GOOD		CRAP

or

With a cowculator.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I just can't think of one atm.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


GOOD		CRAP

or