If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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