If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split


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A box of quackers.


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Tweetment.


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A multiplication table.


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A buff-a-loan


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.


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They both dribble.


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


GOOD		CRAP

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