If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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