If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Canvas not available.

or


Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
Canvas not available.

or


So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
Canvas not available.

or


Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
Canvas not available.

or


Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
Canvas not available.

or


How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026