If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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