If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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