If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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