If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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