you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
or
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
or
The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
or
What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
or
Because the chicken was on vacation.
or
Time to get a new bed
or
Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
or
In the neigh-borhood.
or
It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
or
In a river bank
or