If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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