If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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