If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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