If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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