If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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