If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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