If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


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or

What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.


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or

Thorium.


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or

Maine


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or

To visit the milky way.


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or

Tooth-hurty.


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or

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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or

You Poke her face.


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or

Greece!


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or

Because you can see right through them!


GOOD		CRAP

or