If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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