If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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