If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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