If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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