If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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