If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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