If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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