If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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