If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


GOOD		CRAP

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.


GOOD		CRAP

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Root beer.


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None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he was outstanding in his field.


GOOD		CRAP

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It's Hans free.


GOOD		CRAP

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A hush puppy.


GOOD		CRAP

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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When you're a mouse.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


GOOD		CRAP

or