If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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