If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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