If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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