If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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