If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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