If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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