If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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