If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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