If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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