If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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