If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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