If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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