If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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