If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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