If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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