If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

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