If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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