If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fish and ships.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Just one more, guys, I promise.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I scream!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


GOOD		CRAP

or

We'll see about that."


GOOD		CRAP

or

None, because they were copycats


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A jellycopter


GOOD		CRAP

or