If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.

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