If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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