If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.

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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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