I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.


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or

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.


GOOD		CRAP

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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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or

They both dribble.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Comet


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The chicken wasn't around yet.


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Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Snowflakes.


GOOD		CRAP

or