I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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