I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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