I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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