I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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