I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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