I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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