I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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