I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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