I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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