I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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