I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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