I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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