I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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