I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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