I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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