I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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