I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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