I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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