I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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