I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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