I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

Canvas not available.

or


How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
Canvas not available.

or


How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
Canvas not available.

or


What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Canvas not available.

or


When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
Canvas not available.

or


I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025