I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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