I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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