I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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