I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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