I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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