I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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