I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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