I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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