I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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