I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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