I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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