I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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