I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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