I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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