I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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