I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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