I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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