I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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