I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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