I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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