I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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