I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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