I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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