I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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