I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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