I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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