I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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