I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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