I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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