I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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