I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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