I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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