I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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