I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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