I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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