I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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