I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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