I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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