I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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