I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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