In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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