In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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