In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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