In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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