In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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