In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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