In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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