In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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