In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

Canvas not available.

or


Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
Canvas not available.

or


Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

Canvas not available.

or


Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!

Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

Canvas not available.

or


What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025