In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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