In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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