In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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