In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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