In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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