In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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