In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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