In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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