In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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