In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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