In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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