In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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