In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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