In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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