In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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