In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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