In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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