In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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