In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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