In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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