In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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