In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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