In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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