In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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