In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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