In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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