In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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