In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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