In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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