In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
Canvas not available.

or


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
Canvas not available.

or


So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
Canvas not available.

or


Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
Canvas not available.

or


I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
Canvas not available.

or


How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025