In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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