In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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