In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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