In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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