In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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