In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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