In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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