In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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