In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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