In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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