In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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