In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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