In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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