In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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