In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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