In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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