In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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