In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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