In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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