In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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