In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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