When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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She ran away from the ball.
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Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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he said, "Those are pickled onions".
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2 years old.
Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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They are both rolling in the dough!
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