In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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