In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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