In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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