In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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