In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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