In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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