In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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