In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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