In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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