In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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