In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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