In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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