In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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