In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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