In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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