In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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