In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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