In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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