In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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