In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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