In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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