In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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