In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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