In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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