In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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