In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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