In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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