In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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