I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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