I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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