I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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