I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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