I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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