I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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