I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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