I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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