I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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