I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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