I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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