I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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