I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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