I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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