I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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