I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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