I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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