I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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