I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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