I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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