I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

Canvas not available.

or


Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

Canvas not available.

or


What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
Canvas not available.

or


I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

Canvas not available.

or


How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026