I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.

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