I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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