I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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