I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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