I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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