I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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