I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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