I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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