I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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