I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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