I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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