I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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