I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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