I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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