I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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