I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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