I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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