I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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