I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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