I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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