I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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