I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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