I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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