I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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