I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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