I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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