I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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