I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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