I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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