I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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