I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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