I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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