I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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