I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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