I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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