I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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