I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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