I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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