I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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