I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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