I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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