I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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