I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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