I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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