I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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