I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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