I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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