I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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