I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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