I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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