I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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