I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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