I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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