I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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