I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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