I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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