I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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