I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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