I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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