I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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