I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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