I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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