I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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