I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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