I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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