I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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