I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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