I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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