I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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