I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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