I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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