I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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