I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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