I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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