I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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