I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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