I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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