I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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