I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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