I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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