I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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