I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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