I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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