I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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