I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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