I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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