I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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