I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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