I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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