I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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