I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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