I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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