I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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