I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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