I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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