I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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