I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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