I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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