I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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