I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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