I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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