I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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