I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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