I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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