I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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