I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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