I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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