I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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