I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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