I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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