I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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