I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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