I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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