I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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