I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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