I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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