I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!

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