I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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