I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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