I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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