I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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