I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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