I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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