I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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