I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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