I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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