I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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