I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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