I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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