Iíve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board

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