I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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