I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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