I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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