I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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