I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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