I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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