I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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