I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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