I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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