I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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