I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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