I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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