I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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