I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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