I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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