I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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