I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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