I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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