I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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