I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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