I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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