I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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