I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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