I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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