I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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