I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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