I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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