I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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