I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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