Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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