Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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