Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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