Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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