Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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