Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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