Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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