Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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