Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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