Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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