Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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