Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"


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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.

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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.


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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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