Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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