Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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