Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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