Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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