Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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