Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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