Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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