Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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