Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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