Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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