Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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