Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
Canvas not available.

or


What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
Canvas not available.

or


What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
Canvas not available.

or


What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025