Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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