Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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