Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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