Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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