Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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