Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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