Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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