Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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