Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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