Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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