Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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