Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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