Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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