Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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