Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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