Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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