Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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