Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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