Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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