Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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