Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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