Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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