Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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