Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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