Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.


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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore

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