Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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