Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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