Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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