Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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