Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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