Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
Canvas not available.

or


A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
Canvas not available.

or


What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025