Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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