Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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