Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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