Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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