Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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