Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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