Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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