Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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