Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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