Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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