Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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