Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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