Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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