Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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