Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
Canvas not available.

or


How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.

Canvas not available.

or


Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
Canvas not available.

or


How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


Canvas not available.

or


What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva


Canvas not available.

or


I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025