Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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