Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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