Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.


GOOD		CRAP

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals


GOOD		CRAP

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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


GOOD		CRAP

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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


GOOD		CRAP

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He presses the paws button.


GOOD		CRAP

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Sir.


GOOD		CRAP

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To get to the baaaaarber shop


GOOD		CRAP

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To reduce his carbon footprint.


GOOD		CRAP

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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


GOOD		CRAP

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With a cowculator.


GOOD		CRAP

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