Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Egg-cersize.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Pooched eggs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When the door is open.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The police had to comb the area.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Silent night!


GOOD		CRAP

or