Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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