Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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