Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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