Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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