Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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