Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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