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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns
they always take things literally.
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I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".
I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
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Which day do fish hate?
Fryday
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What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that's just nuts
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When are kids most likely to go to school?
When the door is open.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?
Make sure one is a match!
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What is a cow's favorite place?
The mooseum.
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