Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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