Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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