Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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