Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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