Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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