Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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