Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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