Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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