Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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