Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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