Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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