Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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