Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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