Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.


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or

What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?


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2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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or

Snow White Supremacist.


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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


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Lilly.


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One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


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or

It was like love meant nothing to her.


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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or

As far away as possible.


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or