Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
Canvas not available.

or


What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
Canvas not available.

or


How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
Canvas not available.

or


Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
Canvas not available.

or


When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
Canvas not available.

or


If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Canvas not available.

or


What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025