Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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