Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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