Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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