Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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