Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.


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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.


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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


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To get to the other size!


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We make perfect cents.


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


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It needed a root canal.


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Holly Davidson.


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Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!


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