Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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