Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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