Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.


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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!


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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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A coat of arms.


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They make used car salesmen look good.


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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The cow that jumped over the moon


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Chips AHOY!!


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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