Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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