they always take things literally.
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It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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A traffic jam.
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Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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