Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.


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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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To see the moosicals


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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Spelling.


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