Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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