Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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