Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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