Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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