Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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