Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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