Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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