Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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