Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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