Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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