Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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