Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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