Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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