Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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