Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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