Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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