Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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