Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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