Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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