Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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