Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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