Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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