Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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