Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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