Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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