Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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