Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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