Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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