Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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