Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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