Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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