Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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