Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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