Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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