Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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