Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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