Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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