Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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