Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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