Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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