Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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