Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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