Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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