Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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