Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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