Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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