Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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