Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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