Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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