Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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