Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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