Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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