Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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