Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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