Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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