Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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