Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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