Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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