Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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