Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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