Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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