Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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