Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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