Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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