Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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