Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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