Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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