Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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