Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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