Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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