Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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