Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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