Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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