Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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