Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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