Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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