Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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