Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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