Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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