Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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