Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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