Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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