Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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