Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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