Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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