Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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