Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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