Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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