Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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