Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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