Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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