Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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