Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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