Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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