Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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