Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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