Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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