Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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