Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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