Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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