Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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