Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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