Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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