Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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