Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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