Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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