Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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