Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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