Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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