Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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