Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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