Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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