Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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