Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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