Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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