Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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