Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!


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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.


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A marsbar!


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H2O.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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The chicken wasn't around yet.


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A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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