Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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