Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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