Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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