Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
Canvas not available.

or


How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

Canvas not available.

or


Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
Canvas not available.

or


How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
Canvas not available.

or


How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026