Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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