Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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