Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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