Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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