Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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