Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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