Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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