Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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