Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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