Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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