Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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