Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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