Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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