Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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