Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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