Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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