Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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