Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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