Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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