Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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