Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
Canvas not available.

or


Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
Canvas not available.

or


I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
Canvas not available.

or


What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

Canvas not available.

or


How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026