Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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