Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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