Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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