Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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