Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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