Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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