Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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