Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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