Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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