Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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