Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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