Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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