Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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