Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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