Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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