Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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