Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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