Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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