Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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