Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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