Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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