Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.


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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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