Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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