Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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