Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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