Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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