Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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