Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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