Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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