Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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