Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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