Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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