Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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