Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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