Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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