Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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