Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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