Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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