Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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