Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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