Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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