Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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