Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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