Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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