Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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