Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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