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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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