Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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