Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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