Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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