Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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