Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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