Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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