Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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