Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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