Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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