Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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