Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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