Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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