Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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