Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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