Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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