Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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