Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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