Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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