Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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