Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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