Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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