Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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