Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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