Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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