Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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