Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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