Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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