Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To see the moosicals


GOOD		CRAP

or

Owlgebra


GOOD		CRAP

or

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In a hambulance.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He presses the paws button.


GOOD		CRAP

or

There was an empty seat.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.


GOOD		CRAP

or