Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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