Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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