Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."


GOOD		CRAP

or

3 blind mice.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Orange Is The New Black.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fast food.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it's in the ground state.


GOOD		CRAP

or

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


GOOD		CRAP

or