Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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