Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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