Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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