Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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