Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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