Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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