Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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