Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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