Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
Canvas not available.

or


Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.

or


What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
Canvas not available.

or


Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

Canvas not available.

or


What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025