"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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