"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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