"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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