"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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