"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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