"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."


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or

How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


GOOD		CRAP

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The police had to comb the area.


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or

Two flutes playing in unison.


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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or

He wanted his soil to be rich!


GOOD		CRAP

or

H2O cubed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


GOOD		CRAP

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the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"


GOOD		CRAP

or

but enough about Kanye West.


GOOD		CRAP

or