"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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I lava you.
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Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
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Roberto.
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One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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They both come in tots.
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I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Croak-a-cola.
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A spelling bee!
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