"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."


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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.


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It ran out of juice!


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Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Address.


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The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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