"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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