"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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