"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Cats keep trying to bury them.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Silent night!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


GOOD		CRAP

or

WHAT?


GOOD		CRAP

or

On honor rolls.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stable tennis


GOOD		CRAP

or

She couldn't control her pupils.


GOOD		CRAP

or