"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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