"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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