"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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