"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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