"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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