"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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