"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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