"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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