"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.

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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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