"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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