"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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