"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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