"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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