"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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