"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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