"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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