"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
Canvas not available.

or


Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
Canvas not available.

or


I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

Canvas not available.

or


Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
Canvas not available.

or


I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026