"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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