"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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