"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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