"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or


I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
Canvas not available.

or


What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
Canvas not available.

or


How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026