"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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