"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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