"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
Canvas not available.

or


A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
Canvas not available.

or


What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
Canvas not available.

or


A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
Canvas not available.

or


I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
Canvas not available.

or


What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
Canvas not available.

or


I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
Canvas not available.

or


Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
Canvas not available.

or


What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026