"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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