"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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