"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
Canvas not available.

or


What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

Canvas not available.

or


What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026