"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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