"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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