"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."


GOOD		CRAP

or

A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Igloos it together.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bison


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was booked for a salt and battery.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In his trunk


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he was outstanding in his field.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A dino-sewer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A jellycopter


GOOD		CRAP

or