"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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