"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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