"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Iíve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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