My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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