My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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