My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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