My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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