My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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