My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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