My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.


GOOD		CRAP

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.


GOOD		CRAP

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!


GOOD		CRAP

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!


GOOD		CRAP

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


GOOD		CRAP

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel


GOOD		CRAP

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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.


GOOD		CRAP

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.


GOOD		CRAP

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!


GOOD		CRAP

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.


GOOD		CRAP

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