My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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