My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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