My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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