My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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