My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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