My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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