My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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