My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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