My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank


GOOD		CRAP

or

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.


GOOD		CRAP

or

On the bottom.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only three. The rest are true stories.


GOOD		CRAP

or

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but you accidentally say Mother.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Decalfinated


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

or