My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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