My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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