My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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