My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


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or

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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or

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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or

Hot, because you can catch cold.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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A jellycopter


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A bulldozer


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or

Decalfinated


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or

At the ghost-ery store!


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or