My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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