My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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