My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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