My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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