My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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