My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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