My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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