My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A blackboard.


GOOD		CRAP

or

coz Donald ducked


GOOD		CRAP

or

A try and try and try-ceratops


GOOD		CRAP

or

Squash


GOOD		CRAP

or

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In their Sleevies!


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


GOOD		CRAP

or