My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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