My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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