My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


GOOD		CRAP

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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!


GOOD		CRAP

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There was an empty seat.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because his feet stink


GOOD		CRAP

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Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

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A road hog.


GOOD		CRAP

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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


GOOD		CRAP

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Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


GOOD		CRAP

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Steal its chair.


GOOD		CRAP

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God doesn't think he's a lawyer.


GOOD		CRAP

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