My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


GOOD		CRAP

or

I'm still working on it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They both dribble.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A taxi driver.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Minivans.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but it was a little Chewie.


GOOD		CRAP

or