My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


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or

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because E.T. eventually went home!


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was two tired.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Hiss-story


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or

Shocked.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He wanted his soil to be rich!


GOOD		CRAP

or

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Rootbeer.


GOOD		CRAP

or