My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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