My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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