My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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