My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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