My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


GOOD		CRAP

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


GOOD		CRAP

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He was tired of working for peanuts.


GOOD		CRAP

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It was the best dam program I've ever seen.


GOOD		CRAP

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Sunday!


GOOD		CRAP

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The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"


GOOD		CRAP

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As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

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In a barking lot.


GOOD		CRAP

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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


GOOD		CRAP

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