My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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