My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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