My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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