My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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