My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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or

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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They're both extinct.


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Taller


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Igloos it together.


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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I have to say it got very animated.


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or