My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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