My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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