My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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