My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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