My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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