My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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