I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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To get to the shell station.
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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Chili
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he said, "Those are pickled onions".
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