My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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