My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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