My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.


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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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Sandy Claws.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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Sir.


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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or