My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was a Shih Tzu


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stop bugging me


GOOD		CRAP

or

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


GOOD		CRAP

or

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


GOOD		CRAP

or

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A hippopota-mess


GOOD		CRAP

or

Glass flippers.


GOOD		CRAP

or