My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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