My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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