My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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