My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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