My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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