My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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