My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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