My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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