My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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