My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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