My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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