My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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