My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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