My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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