My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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