My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
Canvas not available.

or


What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
Canvas not available.

or


What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
Canvas not available.

or


What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
Canvas not available.

or


What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026