My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Canvas not available.

or


What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
Canvas not available.

or


What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
Canvas not available.

or


How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
Canvas not available.

or


When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
Canvas not available.

or


If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
Canvas not available.

or


Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
Canvas not available.

or


There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025