My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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