My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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