My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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