My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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