My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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