My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


GOOD		CRAP

or

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Roberto.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take the words out of his mouth


GOOD		CRAP

or

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Discrimination.


GOOD		CRAP

or

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Hot, because you can catch cold.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the udder side.


GOOD		CRAP

or