My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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