My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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