My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To hide in a bag of M&M's.


GOOD		CRAP

or

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He did not have a stop on his organ.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Tooth-hurty.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A living room!


GOOD		CRAP

or

[A Condesending con descending]


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they don't want to give away their presence.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Vitamin sea.


GOOD		CRAP

or