My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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