My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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