My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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