My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.


GOOD		CRAP

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She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


GOOD		CRAP

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A ferrous wheel.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Let's get crackin!


GOOD		CRAP

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In the neigh-borhood.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because you can see right through them!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

or