My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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