My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Canvas not available.

or


How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
Canvas not available.

or


This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025