My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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Because he is so cool!


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A shampoodle


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Snowflakes.


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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When the big hand touches the little hand


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Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


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or

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


GOOD		CRAP

or