My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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