My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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