My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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