My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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