My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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