My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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