My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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