My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.


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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because deep down, they're really good people.


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One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


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H2O.


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None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.


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He took them to a pignic.


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


GOOD		CRAP

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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


GOOD		CRAP

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